How am I not already dead?
So, on my last trip to Colorado with jeff, we did some storytelling. I have lots of stories. I have done all sorts of odd things, jobs etc… He made the comment, “You know it is amazing that you are still alive.”
How true.
So, for a while, I am going to begin posting stories from my past. There are so many fun stories that might be worth telling. Some funny, some disturbing, and some outrageous. You might think I am lying…. unless you know me.
So, with that being said, I am taking suggestions for any memories or stories that you think i should tell.
We didn’t know you before SouthSide, but (so) we’d love to hear some stories. C’mon people, start suggestin’ already!
Actually, we do have a suggestion- why don’t you give us some insight into when you tried to create a blowtorch out of a can of hairspray and a lighter…!! I don’t think I’ve ever been more scared in church. Well, maybe when you brought the grenade in…come to think of it, how are WE still alive?
Well, there were several near-death experiences in Guatemala, tho I can’t remember all that may have involved you. A couple with me, though. And a couple big holes. And Danny’s butt.